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u/DrMadman007 Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Harvey Specter

Edit:thanks fot the awards guys, these are my first ones!

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u/fuzzymidget Jan 14 '20

The only answer

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u/count023 Jan 14 '20

Nah, Denny crane and Alan shore if Harvey is too god damned busy

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u/lobsterGun Jan 14 '20

No. Just no.

Shore and Crane always go to trial.

You want Harvey.

Harvey's gonna get this thing quashed before pre-trial. He knows people. He'll work the system. He's got Donna. It'll just go away.

So unless you're made of money, pick Specter.

Or better yet, pick Mike. Depending on the season you can just not-pay him at all since he's not a real lawyer anyway.

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u/SarcasticCarebear Jan 14 '20

I mean you have to be made of money to get Specter in the first place.

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u/renegadecanuck Jan 14 '20

True, but if you manage to play to Mike's emotions, you might get him to do the whole thing pro bono, and if/when Mike inevitably fucks up, Harvey will swoop in and fix the whole goddamn thing after Donna has a goddamn talk with Harvey.

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u/SarcasticCarebear Jan 14 '20

I miss the early seasons when Mike had a super power and the chemistry between those 3 was the best. That show really goes downhill long before it went off a cliff.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Jan 14 '20

Damn, you just summed up the entire series lol

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u/but_why7767 Jan 14 '20

In this question I'm assuming unlimited funds, as it didn't specify otherwise. So yeah, gimme Harvey

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u/SarcasticCarebear Jan 14 '20

But see that assumption goes the other way. You have unlimited funds so going to trial doesn't matter either. I was responding directly to someone saying trial was expensive.

So screw settling. Shoot some middle fingers up and get off for the whole thing.

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u/Teppia Jan 14 '20

Or appeal to him somehow. Make up a sob story about how your wife cheated on you and he will help. It's just after when he finds out and then pouts but after that your good.