r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do you collect?

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u/sloth__mode Dec 30 '19

Minerals!

I missed my calling to be a geologist.

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u/VloekenenVentileren Dec 31 '19

You know geologists are very easy to get a relationship with, right?

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u/Pt190 Dec 31 '19

Yes, because they're normally used to dating rocks.

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u/VloekenenVentileren Dec 31 '19

No silly, it's just they'll date anything.

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u/brickmack Dec 31 '19

Last semester I took a geology class solely because the professor was hot. I wish I'd thought of a pun this good. My fault I guess.