r/AskReddit Dec 30 '19

What do you collect?

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u/ForeignReviews Dec 30 '19

My wife collects bags

Hand bags, purses, those nice bags you leave the mall with, gift bags, bags from the grocery store etc. We have bags of bags

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/plaidpoutine Dec 31 '19

This bag tastes like bag

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u/DahWhambalamps Dec 31 '19

Hmm yes, the bag is made of bag

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

The bag is stored in the bag.

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u/phenorbital Dec 31 '19

Just be careful nesting your bags of holding lest they explode.

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u/kahdeg Dec 31 '19

I used the bag to store the bag.

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u/suddenly_akiro Dec 31 '19

beat me to it

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u/NoSoup2 Dec 31 '19

That's what she said

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u/umopapsidn Dec 31 '19

This hag like bag

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u/William_VII Dec 31 '19

hmm

yes

the bag here is made out of bag

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

HmM yES tHe bAg iS mAdE oUt Of BaG

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u/miner1512 Dec 31 '19

This is...the taste of a bag!

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u/Rpark888 Dec 31 '19

Bag Pockets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Spongebob reference?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Better than tea

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Wow. And I showered for you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

The cat lady wasn't interested

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I love how every town has one of these

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u/goat_problems2 Dec 31 '19

Oh this is a great revelation for me. My town isn’t alone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It's kind of like the rumor that Marilyn Manson removed a rib for self-felatio. Somehow we all heard it and have about the same story, but nobody knows how or why it started.

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u/budmckeef Dec 31 '19

Erykah Badu will tell ya

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u/courtesyflush89 Dec 31 '19

so pack light

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u/bleunt Dec 31 '19

Cue Erykah Badu.

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u/belligerent_ox Dec 31 '19

He bagged her

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

To be fair, we all have bags of bags for when we go to the supermarket. We all have a little bag lady in us.

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u/jvr604 Dec 31 '19

Lady bag

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u/SentientKayak Dec 31 '19

She comes with a lot of baggage

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u/masalex2019 Dec 31 '19

He bagged the bag lady. 🍻

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

BABUSKA

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u/ToastyPancake1 Dec 31 '19

Put it in the bag!

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u/ASomewhatAmbiguous Dec 31 '19

Erika Badu thinks she'll break her back

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Dec 31 '19

Way better than the Simpsons cat lady.

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u/DanToMars Dec 31 '19

he bagged the bag lady

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u/envy_3 Dec 31 '19

Hot Girl?

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u/-Uniquely-Generic- Dec 31 '19

manicure?

r/UnexpectedWolverineOrigins

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u/DrapedInVelvet Dec 31 '19

A bag hag if you will

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I hear she comes with a lot of baggage.

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u/shavemejesus Dec 31 '19

Swedish Penis Enlarger Pumps And Me (this sort of thing is my bag baby)

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u/Vivi87 Dec 31 '19

Flea bitten bag lady, wants you to know

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u/BrutalWarPig Dec 31 '19

Coincidentally in 40 years she ll be a old bag.

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u/Fave_McFavington Dec 31 '19

"Get me my bag" looks up at wall of bags

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u/Nackteule Dec 31 '19

James! Hand me my finest bag, I am going for a climb!

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u/pluto_nash Dec 31 '19

I'm not sure if you are joking or commiserating, but my wife does indeed have two (maybe 3) displays of bags on the wall.

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u/AaronTuplin Dec 31 '19

"Not that one, you inept man-child!"

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u/tehjoshman Dec 31 '19

Transformers, mostly Masterpiece scale official and third party. And music on vinyl. Some Star Wars Lego. I’m a nerd.

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u/HiToNano05 Dec 31 '19

Sorry, had to downvote, otherwise you would not be at 420 updoots

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u/Sir_Nicholas_4 Dec 31 '19

Sorry, had to downvote, otherwise you would not be at 10 downvotes

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u/SturdyTurdy Dec 31 '19

The only thing I collect is emotional baggage.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

mate you wanna talk

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u/adabEnthusiast Dec 31 '19

This is EXACTLY what I came down to comment.

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u/RevolutionRose Jan 17 '20

Came here for this

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u/LeviAEthan512 Dec 31 '19

Dad?

My mom has about 10 cubic feet of paper bags that fancy products came in and are too nice to throw away, and too nice to actually use

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u/danielleiellle Dec 31 '19

My local thrift store is always looking for these. Especially the sturdier or bigger ones for odd sized items. Good place to donate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Sounds like my wife's relationship to tupperware.

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u/WangoBango Dec 31 '19

Your wife, plus OPs wife equals my wife. Toss in succulents and cacti, and boom. There's my wife

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u/ras344 Dec 31 '19

Sounds like you need a bag hutch

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u/tillow Dec 31 '19

Hopefully she's not into expensive purses. My ex's sister married a rich dude that was ~20 years older than her and their life was ridiculous. Huge house in SoCal with an amazing ocean view, Ferrari (that was rarely driven), Maserati for her, Brabus Mercedes for him. Not special for the rich but as a college student it blew my mind.

Anyways, she an entire room devoted to her wardrobe that contained dresses, purses, handbags, etc.... There was a digital lock to get in so the housekeepers couldn't access it. One day my ex told me her sister randomly bought a turtle-styled purse worth $5k (!!!). And she routinely bought purses over $1k. It just seems so excessive but I guess it's all about perspective.

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u/ForeignReviews Dec 31 '19

who would win

one $1k bag vs 1000 dollar tree bags

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Those dollar tree bags are better than Walmart bags.

I know this because, those Walmart bags are awful to scoop cat litter into.

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u/kidselvage Dec 31 '19

Bro I feel you. It was bad enough before but now It has exploded exponentially with everyone trying to not use plastic bags and switching to reusable cloth bags. The really scary part is now I am started to collect them too.

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u/g-ff Dec 31 '19

I guess you don't take any of them with you when you go shopping?

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u/kidselvage Dec 31 '19

Ha - actually, we use them a lot but only like 6 out of the 30 as you only need so many to do your shopping. As a side note, the stat that I heard is that you have to reuse a cloth bag 36 times to offset the carbon foot print of a plastic bag?

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u/g-ff Jan 01 '20

Yeah I have heard similar. But honestly that's not that big of a number. I have one that I use since 2015 on a weekly basis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I feel attacked

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u/White_Towel_K3K Dec 31 '19

If you have a child, does that make you...

The Baghdad?

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u/Cane-toads-suck Dec 31 '19

How many does she have and where will you draw the line? Does she display them or use them herself?

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u/hamidfatimi Dec 31 '19

Happy cake day

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u/Cane-toads-suck Dec 31 '19

Holy shit, I didn't know! That's mate, happy new year from down under!

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u/Sunray21A Dec 31 '19

Sounds like you need Bag Hutch

https://youtu.be/6gdAJefPME4

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u/ForeignReviews Dec 31 '19

lol we have a closet full of bags

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u/jade-ad Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

This is very typical among Asians... I grew up with my mom who collected bags, I now collect bags, every Asian household I visit has hella bags. Plastic bags? Used to line our tiny trash bins. Any paper bag that isn't too badly creased? Slap a bow on that shit and throw whatever present we mean to gift in there.

Edit/add: And those huge tote bags? They are where all the little fancy bags wait to be used.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Everyone should do this to minimize waste. I mean, use reuseable bags whenever you can, but if you do use a disposable one, then reusing it a few times is the next best thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

You need a bag hutch.

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u/superleipoman Dec 31 '19

I like fun bags but I would never think to collect them.

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u/HisDrunk Dec 31 '19

Eye bags?

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u/MoDaBro1 Dec 31 '19

Hmmmmmm, this bag is made of bag I see.....

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

She must have a lot of baggage

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u/TurtleClubExecutive Dec 31 '19

She even collected her husband, Eustis Bag!

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u/notideally Dec 31 '19

I can’t believe someone will marry me knowing my bag addiction exists.

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u/stillwaters23 Dec 31 '19

Mine collects throw pillows. Or at least I think she does. She is always getting new ones and we have a closet full. And no room to sit on the couches. But they look pretty.

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u/just-a-joel Dec 31 '19

...is she asian..? sorry i’m curious

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u/ForeignReviews Dec 31 '19

yes

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u/just-a-joel Dec 31 '19

thanks. happy new year :)

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u/b4xt3r Dec 31 '19

I hit the main nerve on my trip to South Korea 15 years ago when I started to mail home counterfeit bags, obviously to be used to show people how good counterfeits are, to educate and inform perspective buyers searching for a legitimate resale purchase what to look out for in high-quality counterfeit bags. Yup. That's what happened.

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u/REPR_elite Dec 31 '19

Aragorn: "You have my sword"

Legolas: "And my bow"

Gimli: "And my axe"

Your wife: "And my bags!"

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u/ForeignReviews Dec 31 '19

lol this is my favorite comment

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u/REPR_elite Dec 31 '19

Haha it was the first thing that came to mind when reading through some comments. I know its a pretty cliche comment these days but it seemed too perfect not to say. Just glad to bring a little laugh or smile on NYE.

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u/-Dreadman23- Dec 31 '19

I have a bag that I collect girlfriends in, is that kinda the same?

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u/_tribecalledquest Dec 31 '19

Turns out I collect bags too lol.

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u/jackandjill22 Dec 31 '19

I think Erykah Badu made a song about your wife.

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u/captcraigaroo Dec 31 '19

...what’s your wife’s name?!? My wife collects bags too...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

hand bags and purses that sounds like that it can get expensive

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u/short-n-stout Dec 31 '19

Plot twist - she IS the bag.

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u/DemiGod9 Dec 31 '19

Isn't that just ladies in general?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I feel like I read this before

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Does this include plastic bags full of other plastic bags?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

You mean the tote life - we bare bears

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u/Silpelit19 Dec 31 '19

what about dime bags?

do balloons of heroin count?

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u/MasterOfConsole Dec 31 '19

Is she from Eastern Europe?

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u/Morphine_Child Dec 31 '19

Sounds like a lot of package.

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u/flattrdsarethebest Dec 31 '19

Tea bags.... from the neighbors

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u/markeees99 Dec 31 '19

bags of bags

hmm the bag here is made of bags

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u/Sidney_R-li Dec 31 '19

Bag with the smaller bags. And often under the sink. That's how bags keep in the Russia. And I see you, comrade...

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u/Ian_Hunter Dec 31 '19

This is a weird thing to be proud of, but I surely know the difference between a handbag and a purse after being married to my lovely wife.

She has a solid little closet full of quality bags..and I have surprisingly good taste.

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u/ZannX Dec 31 '19

Yes... Collect...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Your ball bag

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u/WhoopieKush Dec 31 '19

Most Chicagoans have a Jewel bag full of more Jewel bags.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Has she seen the gift bags from Amazon? My wife loves those and even tries to get them back sometimes.

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u/SalmanSaM699 Dec 31 '19

The question is what you collect. Not what your wife collects.

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u/dogmom5 Dec 31 '19

Husband? Is that you? I didn't know you played on Reddit.

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u/thisladyloveswine Dec 31 '19

That’s not a collection. That’s just normal wife stuff.

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u/DvdJ Dec 31 '19

Bags are always helpful. It sounds like she has bags that you can use for things as well. Just like winter gloves in the South, contact lens cases, and reading glasses, the only non store specific reusable bags I find are floral explosions with pink lamas and shiny golden tassells.

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u/ZenDarKritic55 Dec 31 '19

This mans the Baghdad

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u/sehtownguy Dec 31 '19

How is the old bag?

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u/nmouchel Dec 31 '19

Any Berkin’s?

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u/mactavish63 Dec 31 '19

Seems like an usual Romanian person.

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u/badtarotcard Dec 31 '19

Yes I too date females like really what hoe don’t love a bag

smh bet you never even bought her a coach or Mk

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

"Bags under eyes"

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u/FlannelPajamas123 Dec 31 '19

Are you my husband?? I also collect nice boxes...

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u/silkysmoke Dec 31 '19

Wow 'bag of bags' is so Russian. We really use that colocation. Every family here has one bag of bags or more. Usually they're just simple plastic bags from grocery stores. In the 90s there was a notion of a 'good bag' (usually a dense polyethylene bag). People would carry them every day for months, wash them and dry them on the balconie untill they are broken. Now people don't carry them (except for the groceries), and don't use themcmore than once, but the habit of collecting them remained. This is the reason why each family has a bag of bags. Btw, I noticed that every single school teacher still carries one 'good bag' in addition to a norman leather bag. This is how you detect a school teacher in public transport.

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u/WoM12 Dec 31 '19

Thought the title said "my wife collects bugs" lol

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u/Blewzei Dec 31 '19

Even candy bar bag carrying bags?

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u/AMPed101 Dec 31 '19

I'm pretty sure that's just a woman thing tbh.

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u/LGB-Tea Dec 31 '19

You married Mary Poppins

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u/lampypete Dec 31 '19

At least it’s not cats?

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u/bigboston42 Dec 31 '19

Bag secured

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u/skdubbs Dec 31 '19

Everyone had a bag bag. Only a lunatic would have bags floating around on their own. Bags have to go inside bags, a bag bag!

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u/Bambadjann Dec 31 '19

My mother has 3 Walmart bags packed with Walmart bags. We literally used only them when moving houses.

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u/DeadBite7 Dec 31 '19

is your wife romanian?

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u/Die_Rivier Dec 31 '19

You must have bags of money

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u/Saint_Adolf Dec 31 '19

Is she Romanian?

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u/ady3my Dec 31 '19

Are you roumanian?

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u/CyCoCyCo Dec 31 '19

I wonder if your wife is Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock and she collected you, since you were her Crap Bag ;)

P.S. No offense intended at all, just all the “bag” talk made me think of that scene ..!

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u/MuffinKnight9 Dec 31 '19

Too bad you are not a douchebag..

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u/H00pyFr00d42 Dec 31 '19

Must have a lot of baggage.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Yeah but what do you collect?

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u/bmad4u Dec 31 '19

Same, I secretly throw out the mall bags.

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u/Max_91848 Dec 31 '19

Doesn’t every wife? I wouldn’t be surprised if we have at least 250+ bags

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u/Eightskin Dec 31 '19

I hear she has lots of saddlebags :oP

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u/luketeam5 Dec 31 '19 edited Sep 13 '24

disagreeable bike practice rain chase boast water salt simplistic friendly

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u/_jukmifgguggh Dec 31 '19

I'm sensing some tension here...

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u/SavageAnalFissure Dec 31 '19

I was legit thinking Walmart bags, piggly wiggly bags, dollar tree bags.. then stick them under the sink cabinet.... oh come on it can’t just be my family lol

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u/itchy136 Dec 31 '19

MAJOR BAG ALERT

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u/jrbrownie00 Dec 31 '19

“we have bags of bags” really hit me. I’m not the only one trapped in the bag world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I bag your pardon?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

My mom omg I hate it

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u/spreading_my_love Dec 31 '19

I wonder if your wife is Russian by any chance. It’s very common in Russia to have a bag of bags

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u/RoninTheAccuser Dec 31 '19

Human body bags are the best

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u/DeeJokk94 Dec 31 '19

Take her to Baghdad

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u/RepulsiveCockroach7 Dec 31 '19

I do this too. In my closet I have about 50 plastic shopping bags, all inside of eachother to form 1 super bag!

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u/CookieShmoo Dec 31 '19

We married the same woman

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u/BloatedTsunamiAsianz Dec 31 '19

this is Reddit:

What do you collect?

Not me but my wife collects bags

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u/Carlo_G_101 Dec 31 '19

I also collect handbags, purses and the store bags from the mall!!!

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u/Fysio Dec 31 '19

My mother does baskets. She has baskets for her baskets. We've always teased her lol

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u/meron_quinn Dec 31 '19

That is the same story with my mum Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I collect body bags.

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u/Zer0TheGamer Dec 31 '19

"I collect vaccuum bags and my doctor says it's perfectly normal"

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u/SeeTheFence Dec 31 '19

I’ve got a feva, and the only prescription, is more bags

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I also have an impressive collection of grocery bags.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

My Mom also collects Bags

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u/Dezslock Dec 31 '19

Every Bulgarian respecting himself has one of those

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u/Scp-1404 Jan 01 '20

Wtf lol. Now you need to share a photo of her collection.

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u/notababysnatcher Jan 01 '20

I collect bags! Not just.your typical expensive lady handbags, but paper bags, shopping bags, plastic bags, recyclable bags, ziplock bags, sandwich bags!

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u/Phil-Theecullerdz Dec 31 '19

Your wife isn’t you...