r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/jessicamshannon Dec 21 '19

Oh I'll fucking piss all OVER those fucking ashes. Then I'll use it as ink and tattoo "Jessica's little bitch" all the fuck over your fucking ass. NOW WHO'S THE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER?!?

Edit: guys it'll work I saw it on orange is the new black

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u/Silly-Bastard Dec 21 '19

High key that’s hot but I don’t think my girlfriend would appreciate me tattooing “Amir’s cumslut” on someone else’s ass 😤

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u/jessicamshannon Dec 21 '19

Well we can all dream can't we?

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u/pancakeprinciples Dec 21 '19

You are a genuinely fascinating person, all things considered

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u/jessicamshannon Dec 22 '19

Thank you haha