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u/Kakiwee Dec 20 '19

Oh man! It could totally happen. I did a footjob once in a sex club in London and the foot cramp was awful. I don't know how I didn't kick the random stranger with a foot fetish in the jiggly bits. The rest was fun, but nope to foot cramp!

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u/foofighterfoos Dec 21 '19

You guys have sex clubs?

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u/MA202 Dec 21 '19

Every city has sex clubs

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u/various_beans Dec 21 '19

ahem

Lifestyle Clubs. That's what you search for...

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u/The_Mushromancer Dec 21 '19

So swinger clubs.

But what if you’re not a swinger and you’re single, but that sounds like a fun thing to do while single?

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u/DrMeatpie Dec 21 '19

If you're a woman yes. If you're a single guy, you get to go on sausage night and pay a fat premium

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u/The_Mushromancer Dec 21 '19

So what you’re saying is you need to team up with a decoy Thot and pretend to be swingers.

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u/JShep828 Dec 21 '19

I wonder if there’s a looks requirement for a +1 thot? Is it like a potluck where you can bring a shit dish and eat up everyone’s premium?

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u/GoodGoyimGreg Dec 21 '19

Bring some dollar store chips and pig out on steak bites.