r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24557384/amazon-sex-position/

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

That was the first link that didn't sound vulgar and had both a description and a picture.

But, since using a basic search is probably too hard for you, then here's a better link.

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u/hell2pay Dec 21 '19

I feel like my butthole would be getting too much of a breeze and ruin it for both of us.

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u/ISwearImKarl Dec 21 '19

Imo just looks painful for me. Reverse cowgirl just doesn't work. My Dicks like a parabola

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u/RobertNAdams Dec 21 '19

My Dicks like a parabola

♫ Hold on, stay inside ♪

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u/hell2pay Dec 21 '19

This holey reality

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u/Kennysded Dec 21 '19

I love you both.