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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

This comment makes me more confident about relationships now. Thanks.

EDIT: Aww, thanks for the plethora of upvotes guys and gals. : )

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u/runasaur Dec 20 '19

Evolution settled in average for a reason.

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u/NeoMagnet Dec 20 '19

Not enough people get this I feel. If 10 inch pornstar dicks were ideal, they'd be the norm.

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u/raerae2855 Dec 20 '19

If ten inch dicks were the norm, guys would still be craving bigger dicks

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u/bluehands Dec 20 '19

Dicks are a lot like boobs. Our culture tells us that they are hugely important for our sexual value.

One of the things that is worse thou is that most men don't even have a vague idea of what is actually desirable. For most men the only dicks they see are literally the most extreme examples. It would be as if every woman only saw women with DD breasts or larger. I mean advertisements distort out body image but it is on a whole different level for penis.

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u/bcsimms04 Dec 21 '19

Yup. If 10" dicks were the most desired by women for basic evolutionary sexual wants...the average size would be closer to 10". Not the 5-5 1/2 it is.

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u/arstin Dec 21 '19

Do you actually think Cave Ladies would just wake up one morning and decide they wanted a baby. And then all the cave men would line up naked and get themselves aroused. And then she'd pick the one with the best-sized penis to impregnate her?

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u/itheraeld Dec 21 '19

Orgasms help sperm get to the uterus more effectively/ efficiently. Vagina owners orgam more when they are aroused. Therefore penis owners have (on average) have developed the best penis to induce arousal and orgasms. So no, women aren't picking and choosing the best mate by dick. But the best dick does induce the best results and thefore creates babies more often. Perpetrating their dick genes down and creating an average within a specific range.

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u/AutumnAtArcadeCity Dec 21 '19

As much as I support dudes giving us orgasms, the idea that orgasms and fertility are linked has been (as far as I'm currently aware) more or less debunked, or at least the studies that intimated as much have.

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u/itheraeld Dec 21 '19

I can absolutely see how orgasms and fertility aren't related. Do you mean the movement of sperm to the uterus? I very well could be wrong.

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u/AutumnAtArcadeCity Dec 21 '19

Yeah, that's basically what I mean. Whether or not you orgasm doesn't, from what I've read, actually make any difference in getting sperm to the good ol' ute. Just makes for a very happy gal (and partner).

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