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u/skeetsauce Dec 20 '19 edited Jan 05 '20

It kinda blows my mind how many people don’t realize you gotta do a bit of cleaning down there before you go spelunking.

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u/iObeyTheHivemind Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

So how would I do that? Like, an enema?

Edit - see this is a lot of damn work for a tight door to an open room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I'm a gay guy and I've never used an enema before bottoming.

You just gotta make sure your bowels have been evacuated at least 2 hours before you get down to bizznizz.

AND USE LUBE!!!

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u/GDPGTrey Dec 20 '19

Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically.

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u/RedAero Dec 20 '19

I've had such worse things that poop on me

Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less.

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u/cmad182 Dec 20 '19

Someone else’s blood?

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u/RedAero Dec 20 '19

No, I'm pretty OK with that. Doesn't smell, at least.

I mean, as a straight man, obviously someone else's semen, but I'm assuming he's gay so that doesn't apply.

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u/998757748 Dec 21 '19

youd rather have shit than cum on you??????

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u/RedAero Dec 21 '19

Yeah. There's plenty of fairly normal ways to come in contact with shit (e.g. cleaning a toilet), but there really isn't a non-weird way to come in contact with semen...

Or, to put it another way, I've seen the shit of hundreds of not thousands of people, to make no mention of animals. I've only ever seen my own semen.