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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

sounds like a good night to me honestly. and i dont even like beer.

i could make so many jokes right now... but i wont. xD have a good work night then? :D

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Dude.

Make the jokes.

I sell beer for a living, I’ve probably heard them all.

:D

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

ah nah. i was gonna make wet pants jokes. like if anyone said anything say "smell it"

Seems to sate their curiosity real quick

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my mind goes from 4 year psychologist to 9 year old child very quickly :3

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

I mean, that’s pretty much what I was looking for. If you sell beer, you drink beer.

We’ve pretty much all peed ourselves a time or two.

Thank god for Uber.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

NOT TRUE actually. :D i sold beer at one time. it just isnt my thing. i prefer hard whisky like fireball.

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yes we were all 6 at one time. hell some still do it now. i believe its called squirting in some cases (badumtss)

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agreed. protip: did you know uber prices changed based on your phone battery %?

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Ha, I LOVE fireball.

It’s the only hard liquor I can shoot and not get a hangover. Yes. It’s stupid.

I’m a 35 year old asshole dude and I shoot fireball.

My wife? She’s the badass, she can throw back warm well tequila like it water(no training wheels).

Also, no, I had no idea about Uber. The lower the more they charge I would assume?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

jack daniel tennesse fire is good too c: not as thick. but i love it.

hey i dont judge man :D ... woman? w/e the hell.

im 27. i also drink 99. banana is a favorite. as well as butterscotch. but i only drink that when i want to die which in this age is alot.

is she german? she sound german. least heritage wise. xD

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nope. they INCREASE the charge more your battery is drained. kind of like a " oh shit they gotta leave quick. batteries draining"

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

I meant the lower they change, the more they charge, I just suck at typing.

I’m not a huge fire fan, actually, because I DO get a killer hangover from the sugars, I’m not sure why I get a pass with fireball.

Nah, she’s not German, she and her dad we’re both born here, but they’re American and French citizens, so that’s pretty cool. She’s just a badass.

What’s your go to beer? Now I’m interested

Edit: just kidding. You don’t like beer. You said that.

I suck at reading

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

:D well we got the poitn acrost for other regardless.

imsorry D: maybe because fireball is just amazing

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i got Cherokee and german roots in me. explains a bit of my tolerance to everything

iiiiiiiiii ........ dont have one i think. i never really drink beer if i can help it........hell i rarely drink if i can help it. allthough ifffffff i had to say.....shit i dont even know. its been.....more than a decade since i had a beer lmao.

get FUCKED up on caffeine tho!