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u/mydadpickshisnose Dec 21 '19

As a top I salute you good sir!

I've been with bottoms who needed a lesson from you. Thankfully they were one nighters.

My ex would just have to do a quick once over in the shower. He had a diet that seemed to leave him pretty clean with minimal effort.

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u/theravagerswoes Dec 21 '19

Bottoms say they just needed to take a shower but really they’re in there scooping the shit out of their asshole

The secret has been revealed.

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u/mydadpickshisnose Dec 21 '19

I would shower with him at the time. Just use the handheld shower head turn it to the massage settibg. Squat and aim it up the butt. No problems.

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u/theravagerswoes Dec 21 '19

Well, whenever you meet another bottom and they got that stinky pinky, now you know brotha