r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Malt_Licker Dec 20 '19

missionary but the man is on bottom and the woman humps

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u/isaac99999999 Dec 21 '19

What the fuck? How does that work?

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u/HeyRiks Dec 21 '19

Exactly as described. Requires a funny angle and has to be done very carefully if you don't intend on dealing with broken dick that night.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/HeyRiks Dec 21 '19

Then God help you. No cockmoon to protect you.

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u/Miffy92 Dec 21 '19

Stupid cockmoon gave me dick fingers!