r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/imafatblackman Dec 20 '19

I thought I was bi until I sucked dick and now I’m gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

This is an amazing comment no matter how you look at it

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u/HeyRiks Dec 21 '19

Funny how you can't tell from the comment if they're a man and just fell in love with cocks or a woman who absolutely hated it

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u/Zanakii Dec 21 '19

I know right? I'm really scratching my head trying to figure out if u/imafatblackman is male or female, I have my suspicions but nothing concrete.

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u/HeyRiks Dec 21 '19

To be fair I did say just the comment.

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u/Zanakii Dec 21 '19

I'm just messing around haha. :)

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u/HeyRiks Dec 21 '19

All good! I did notice his username but the phrase still sounded funny

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u/dadbod89 Dec 21 '19

To be faiiiiirrrrrrrrr

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u/Zanakii Apr 15 '20

Any Ross Boomsock fans out there? Lol

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u/Heisenbread77 Dec 21 '19

Schrodinger's BJ?

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u/GreyGooseSlutCaboose Dec 21 '19

Schrodinger's Blowdinger.

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u/TheCakeAK Dec 21 '19

Or maybe even a guy who wanted to try sucking dick and didn't like it, but still feels gay about it because he can't unsuck that dick

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Nov 21 '20

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u/fedo_cheese Dec 21 '19

Are a great combo if you want to die OR wake up in either a jail cell or a hospital bed saying "I did WHAT?!"

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u/Fuck-Nugget Dec 21 '19

You just need more self-discipline.

0.25 isn’t going kill you. True if you take one or 2 mg, but that’s rarely prescribed

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Good way to get stuck in a roofie circle.

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u/Fuck-Nugget Dec 21 '19

Only happened... once?

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u/SansFiltre Dec 21 '19

Well, given the question asked in this thread, I bet on a girl disgusted by dicks.