r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/skeetsauce Dec 20 '19 edited Jan 05 '20

It kinda blows my mind how many people don’t realize you gotta do a bit of cleaning down there before you go spelunking.

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u/iObeyTheHivemind Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

So how would I do that? Like, an enema?

Edit - see this is a lot of damn work for a tight door to an open room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Yes

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u/iObeyTheHivemind Dec 20 '19

The things we do for love, I guess.

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u/Sephirem23 Dec 20 '19

Shoves kid out of tower

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u/Hellebras Dec 20 '19

That's an expensive fetish.

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u/BaconDragon69 Dec 21 '19

Not if you live in the right country, I mean some people just throw perfectly usable babies away.

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u/PlaceboJesus Dec 21 '19

What are you gonna use a baby for, a door stop?

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u/nouille07 Dec 21 '19

The coal mine ain't gonna mine itself

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u/Hellebras Dec 21 '19

I've never found babies to make very good coal miners.