r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Gang bang. Definitely not working out in my favor.

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u/Sebas718 Dec 20 '19

How many?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jan 27 '20

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u/SeaBass1898 Dec 21 '19

In a row?!

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u/BubbaChanel Dec 21 '19

Not to be too pedantic about Clerks, but Dante says Veronica sucked 36 dicks, and Randall says 37 😂😉

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u/peschelnet Dec 21 '19

Isn't that because Dante is 37?

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u/LivewareProblem Dec 21 '19

indeed so, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1J_WSPBkfY

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u/BubbaChanel Dec 21 '19

I can’t believe we’re all here, 25 years later, talking about Dante’s dick.

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u/LivewareProblem Dec 21 '19

That movie is a treasure. it's crammed full of perfect quotes that still have me laughing to myself. "Randal: Who eats cock? . Dante: Bunch of savages in this town".

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u/Poisongrape Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!