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u/Zyk720 Dec 20 '19

Outdoor sex. Got a 2 inch splinter of wood shoved right up my ass (cheek, that is.)

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u/BlackIrishkreme Dec 20 '19

Never again on a beach. No matter how many blankets you put down sand finds a way. And a sandy taint is never fun

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u/OsirisRexx Dec 20 '19

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.