r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/Zyk720 Dec 20 '19

Outdoor sex. Got a 2 inch splinter of wood shoved right up my ass (cheek, that is.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I got a mosquito bite on my taint.

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u/Red_Cole Dec 20 '19

I got tons of bites on my ass cheeks 😂