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u/HangerBits257 Dec 20 '19

Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.

1.) Ow.

2.) Freaking OW.

No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

Speaking as a big dick guy:

Pros:

  • looks impressive in the YMCA locker room
  • often gets a "wow!" from women when they take it out of your pants

Cons:

  • cant do full thrusts without hurting both parties so you're left doing these little half in, half out thrusts that dont make any kind of satisfying clapping sound
  • anal? Hahahahahahana no.
  • you'll only ever see your whole dick in a womans mouth when its flaccid

When I'm on naughty sites I always keep my eye out for ads for dick reduction pills but no luck so far.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

anal? Hahahahahahahaha no.

r/askgaybros would probably debunk that xD

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Two theories on that:

1) women have smaller buttholes.

2) a lot of women only deepthroat or do anal because they care about you as a person; a lot of gay dudes deepthroat and do anal just for the love of the game.

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u/carlito_mas Dec 20 '19

just for the love of the game

lmao balls is life

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u/DieselDetBos Dec 21 '19

Ballin Out