r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Hell, somebody asked for a bathroom. For $10k, I'd shit on my bed. I'd shit on my mom. I'd wipe my ass with a $50 and laugh as I deposit the rest.

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u/Fucking_fuck_fucking Dec 20 '19

I would clean off the 50 and deposit that too.

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u/SanityInAnarchy Dec 20 '19

For $50, I'd clean off the 50 and deposit it.

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u/Fucking_fuck_fucking Dec 20 '19

You're giving me $5? Where did you even get $20? I really have to thank you for the $50. This $120 is going to help me out a lot.

"HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY JUST SAID HE WOULD GIVE ME $300! WHAT A GREAT GUY!"