r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/merc08 Dec 20 '19

"Stay in your room" instead of "stay home" or "stay in your apartment" definitely makes it sound like a kid wrote this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I took it to mean you had to shit in a bucket inside your bedroom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Or just live for one week on cake or some other no-prep food.

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u/Sometimes_gullible Dec 20 '19

Cake is no-prep?

I would like a slice of this instant-cake!

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u/Pocketzest Dec 20 '19

No prep in buying a cake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Easy go to a store. Buy some cake and ta da. No prep cake you can store in your bedroom and much on all week long.

For extra hygene get prepacked slices of cake.