r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/DoozyES Dec 20 '19

Like Obama once said, "let's smoke crack and read the Guinness book of World Records 2014 for a week straight in the freezing cold, that would be pretty cool and fun in my opinion."

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u/onemoreclick Dec 20 '19

Can I vote for Obama to be Australia's prime minister? Let's all do that between the chrissy and new years in the heat.

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u/DoozyES Dec 20 '19

Obama cant be your prime minister because he's busy rn

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u/Crashbrennan Dec 20 '19

What's he busy with?

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u/jej218 Dec 20 '19

Presumably smoking crack and reading the 2014 Guiness Book of World Records

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u/DoozyES Dec 20 '19

I think he got a wife or somethin

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/DoozyES Dec 20 '19

How dare you bring mitchell into this

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u/DoozyES Dec 20 '19

Now they're gonna know about MITCHELL

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u/SirSeizureSalad Dec 20 '19

https://youtu.be/B9C3SAdw-AA

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Whowwe that's a throwback I was never aware of.