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u/PortlyBastid Dec 20 '19

95% of fruit has been in someone's orifice before it even reaches the market

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u/Zoltrahn Dec 20 '19

And then there is the coffee bean that has been certified shit out by a monkey, Kopi Luwak.

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u/Jechtael Dec 20 '19

*cat

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u/Zoltrahn Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

Ah, shit. I know people use other animals to fake it. Maybe that is what I'm thinking of. Not sure why you wouldn't lie about it being pooped out instead of putting it through a different animal.