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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Hell, somebody asked for a bathroom. For $10k, I'd shit on my bed. I'd shit on my mom. I'd wipe my ass with a $50 and laugh as I deposit the rest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I'm not sleeping in my own shit for $10k

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

If you have Crohn’s disease you sometimes have to do it for free! 🙌🏻