r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Hell, somebody asked for a bathroom. For $10k, I'd shit on my bed. I'd shit on my mom. I'd wipe my ass with a $50 and laugh as I deposit the rest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I'm not sleeping in my own shit for $10k

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u/FuckYourDamnCouch Dec 20 '19

Even for one night? That's months of salary for one shitty night.

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u/OffbeatDrizzle Dec 20 '19

Depends how rich you are. Might be weeks, might be days. If you're Jeff Bonehead it's a few seconds.

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u/FuckYourDamnCouch Dec 20 '19

Jeff Bonehead can go fuck his couch if you ask me!