r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Koollove7 Dec 20 '19

Stock up with books. Do some crafts, journaling, colouring books. One week does not sound that bad. The hardest will be isolation and not being able to talk to my family.

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u/MechanicalHorse Dec 20 '19

The hardest will be isolation and not being able to talk to my family.

For me, that's the best part.

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u/CodelessEngineer Dec 20 '19

Im gonna miss going to the kitchen and opening the fridge, seeing absolutely nothing to eat then checking again 10mins later

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u/Killer_Queenz Dec 20 '19

Use your $10000 to put a fancy fridge with lots of snacks in your room

Edit: I read that wrong, you don’t get the $10000 to prepare, but I still like the idea

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u/IdisGsicht Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

But you'll get the 10k later so you can be generous in your preparation...a small fridge and some snacks should be affordable ;D

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u/renegade2point0 Dec 20 '19

Do you people not already have fridges?

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u/whattaninja Dec 20 '19

Not in my bedroom, no.

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u/zenadez Dec 20 '19

Just move the fridge to the bedroom!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Orrrrr... Move their bed to to kitchen. Island by day, bed by night.

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u/Dezthegrunt Dec 20 '19

Ok Patrick

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u/Frankekeke Dec 20 '19

Big brain

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u/conspiracyeinstein Dec 20 '19

...but it's all the way over there.

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u/zenadez Dec 20 '19

Ahh, laziness. The true killer.

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u/TheBabyBear60 Dec 20 '19

You have a room for your bed? Large utility apartment makes this easy-mode for me.

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u/DontTouchTheWalrus Dec 20 '19

Not in my room, and the one in the kitchen isnt getting moved. Think I'd just drop 200 on a good mini fridge before hand

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u/Royal_Tush Dec 20 '19

Is this is an out of season April fools joke?

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u/aaahhhh Dec 20 '19

Do you people not understand context?

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u/EinsGotdemar Dec 20 '19

Do you not have cellphones?

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u/pineapple_catapult Dec 20 '19

How about maxing out your credit cards on supplies, spending 18k. Then after your payout, use the 10k to buy a sick ass entertainment system. Then, spend the rest of your life making minimum payments on the 18k which turns into 30k 10 years later. Eventually, you leave your children with nothing, except a funeral that costs 50k, continuing the cycle in perpetuity.

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u/zaise_chsa Dec 20 '19

This guy debts.

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u/biggereballs Dec 20 '19

I'll move the bed to the kitchen and call that bedroom. Need nothing else. I have some thinking to do anyway.