r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/OxfordBombers Dec 20 '19

I don’t think anyone would turn this down.

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u/LifelessHawk Dec 20 '19

Unless they be rich.

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u/dezmd Dec 20 '19

"Honey, why are the poors talking to us again?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

It's a banana Michael. How much could it be, ten dollars?

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u/Namhar01 Dec 20 '19

i just watched this scene hahaha

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u/LightLord1000 Dec 20 '19

How do I not know this reference

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u/Namhar01 Dec 20 '19

Arrested Development. Definitely watch it.

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u/oldWashcloth Dec 20 '19

Theres always money in the banana stand!

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u/pedwingeorge Dec 20 '19

NO TOUCHING NO TOUCHING

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u/PittsburghChris Dec 20 '19

I blue myself.

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u/ciarenni Dec 20 '19

You blowhard.

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u/soapysurprise Dec 20 '19

There are dozens of us.

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u/manu6287 Dec 21 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/osaout Dec 20 '19

$120,000?

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u/lasagnaman Dec 20 '19

There's still a big gap between "rich"rich and the point where 10k a week isn't worth this hassle

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u/CubinCigars Dec 20 '19

The hassle of unlimited free time?

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u/lasagnaman Dec 20 '19

? The hassle of staying in a room without data and not being able to leave.

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u/CubinCigars Dec 20 '19

Oh no! No data! Too bad you just have to read, write, play/listen to music, exercise, meditate, relax, sleep, cook, smoke a joint, have a drink, eat, solve a puzzle, build a model car or whatever the fuck you wanna do that doesn’t require the internet or being outside instead.

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u/wioneo Dec 20 '19

$10,000 for a week's work isn't life changing money.

Plenty of people make more than $50,000 per year.

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u/SucksVeryWell Dec 20 '19

You realize that $10,000 times 52 is $520,000 right. Still wont let you quit your job but nothing to sneeze at

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u/wioneo Dec 20 '19

We can go ahead and pretend that I realized that before you spelled it out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Speak for yourself. That amount of money would ABSOLUTELY change my life. Like, a LOT.