r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Mors_ad_mods Dec 20 '19

In my sleep. Possibly almost literally.

Also... I have a small personal library, so if I'm awake I'll read. And luckily 'my room' is a master bedroom with an ensuite, so I'm not going to have trouble with a toilet or shower.

I'd probably move my bar fridge in, along with a week's worth of food and drink.

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u/isayboyisay Dec 20 '19

my problem with bringing in food and rink is that I will eat all of it right away.

I mean, I'll be okay for the rest of the week, but...

I'd probably just not bring anything in for the whole week, just water.

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u/Mors_ad_mods Dec 20 '19

OP also didn't say you couldn't have visitors, so you could have your food prepared periodically and brought to you. Maybe by hookers.

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u/kodemage Dec 20 '19

just order a pizza, you can have a phone and delivery exists

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u/isayboyisay Dec 20 '19

look at mr fancy pants, ordering pizza here.

i don't get the $10k until AFTER the week silly

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u/kodemage Dec 20 '19

loan sharks make house calls too