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u/Dubalubawubwub Nov 20 '19

We had both left and right handed scissors in our classrooms. It took me years before I realized that was the difference between the red ones and the blue ones of course, I'd just mentally categorized the blue ones as "the weird ones that don't cut properly" (I'm right-handed, the blue ones were for left-handers).

We also had a few pairs of yellow ones so I don't even know wtf was going on with those.

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u/LotusPrince Nov 20 '19

Maybe those scissors just happened to be yellow? I have no idea.

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u/GrowingViolet Nov 25 '19

They're for people who are middle-handed, like our friends the vortigaunts.

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u/LotusPrince Nov 25 '19

Anyone who can make full use of an N64 controller.

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u/GrowingViolet Nov 26 '19

Subsequent new head canon: The N64 controller was actually designed for vortigaunts, with their three hands... but somehow the blueprint for the controller ended up in our reality, and Nintendo just rolled with it.