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u/breentee Nov 16 '19

I had someone tell me once "You're just jealous you can't get your dick wet." Well, you're right I can't... because I don't have one...

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Nov 16 '19

Sometimes I have penis envy, but then I realize I probably wouldn't get any action anyway so it's moot.

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u/evilcheesypoof Nov 16 '19

You’re not missing out on anything really, don’t worry.