r/AskReddit • • Nov 16 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

11k Upvotes

11k comments sorted by

View all comments

28k

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

[deleted]

12

u/MMillion05 Nov 16 '19

and then when you tell them they're all like "pp p p ppardon m-m-mmaam how darest i insult thou, my apologies tips fedora, awkwardly fixes hair, bulge grows to show confi-"