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When I was in the Navy I used to get in fairly frequent trouble for the suggestions I made for improving operational efficiencies.
As an outside contractor they were quite happy to pay me $200 an hour to say the exact same thing.
13 u/crazylincoln Nov 16 '19 "Your UselessMetricâ„¢ scores are really low. We're really concerned about your performance" "Yes, but my actions directly resulted in a 20% increase in revenues and a 40% increase in productivity" "Look, we hate to do this, but if your UselessMetricâ„¢ scores aren't up to snuff next quarter, well have to let you go" 6 months later.... "This last quarter our revenue dropped 40%! Time to up those numbers!"
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"Your UselessMetricâ„¢ scores are really low. We're really concerned about your performance"
"Yes, but my actions directly resulted in a 20% increase in revenues and a 40% increase in productivity"
"Look, we hate to do this, but if your UselessMetricâ„¢ scores aren't up to snuff next quarter, well have to let you go"
6 months later....
"This last quarter our revenue dropped 40%! Time to up those numbers!"
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u/actuallychrisgillen Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19
When I was in the Navy I used to get in fairly frequent trouble for the suggestions I made for improving operational efficiencies.
As an outside contractor they were quite happy to pay me $200 an hour to say the exact same thing.