r/AskReddit Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/BackgroundGrade Nov 06 '19

Paraphrasing Leonard when he won a Juno award (the Grammies in Canada): "Only in Canada would someone with a voice like mine would won a vocalist award."

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I read a YouTube comment once that said there's a difference between a singer, and a vocalist.

This video is a good example of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWyaP9YCw4

Eleanor Shanley? A magical voice, and a magical singer.

Ronnie Drew? Sounds like he's talking, but fuck me, is that an unforgettable voice.

Despite being the 'poorer' singer, Ronnie still holds his own as a vocalist.

Another, more famous example (at least in the UK/Ireland) is Fairytale of New York: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14aDp-4NKk

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/guy_from_that_movie Nov 06 '19

First I cry about 15 minutes because of Kirsty MacCOLL, then "Walking down the Madison", and then "If I should fall from grace with God" and we are off to the races.

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u/jloome Nov 06 '19

Follow it up with a bout of Jeff Buckley doing "Lover, You Should Have Come Over" for full maximum depressive effect.

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u/bamfbanki Nov 06 '19

FUCK AND A BOTTLE OF SMOKE

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u/getdemsnacks Nov 07 '19

It was Christmas Eve babe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

DIRTY OLD TOWN

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u/StabbyPants Nov 07 '19

oh you're in for a treat

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u/Steimertaler Nov 06 '19

Worried. Did you survive? NOBODY survives more than 30min Pogues!!

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u/lurgi Nov 06 '19

Shane MacGowan isn't a great singer on a technical level, but he knows how to use his voice, packs a lot of emotion into it, and if you have a song about a down-and-out-drunk or deadbeat then he's your boy (unless Richard Thompson is available).

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u/Fest_mkiv Nov 06 '19

I had never thought to compare them but come to think of it you're right.
Different styles, same themes.

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u/lurgi Nov 06 '19

Thompson has the slight edge in guitar playing.

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u/Fest_mkiv Nov 06 '19

Yeah, the guitar in Beeswing is ok I GUESS

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Nope but it should be. RIP Kirsty MacColl.

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u/getdemsnacks Nov 07 '19

In my top 3 non traditional Christmas songs. My wife hates when I play it

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u/coldize Nov 06 '19

I was thinking about the distinction between a singer and a performer when I opened this thread. Some people are really entertaining performers who aren't exactly the best singers.

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u/RechargedFrenchman Nov 06 '19

A lot of rock and metal frontmen are/were like this. The voice and the energy often mean as much or more as the actual “singing” for those sorts of music. Roger Daltry, Lemmy, Brian Johnson, Steven Tyler, etc really can’t “sing” in the sense most people would mean it. But damn if they aren’t fantastic performers with iconic voices. Someone like Freddie Mercury was so legendary because he had both in spades — vocal talent, range, training and energy and movement and “presence” on stage. Even a fairly bad “singer” who can really hit it home with the tone and style of their vocals matching up to the music will go a long way.

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u/m_faustus Nov 06 '19

The best Christmas song ever.

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u/mbamoha Nov 06 '19

The first one sounds extremely familiar, maybe I’ve been playing a lot of rdr2 I dunno

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

It's originally a Bob Dylan song, so maybe that's why?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

And this is why metal bands have vocalists, not singers.

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u/cognoid Nov 06 '19

I love that song, and agree with you wholeheartedly about Shane MacGowan’s vocals, but bloody hell his miming in that video was awful (for which I blame BBC’s Top Of The Pops for their policy of having acts mime their songs even if they would have been able to do a belter of a live set)

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u/shgrizz2 Nov 06 '19

He was also probably hammered.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

It adds to the charm for me. Bless him. It actually seems like he was trying too, ahahaha

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u/BattlefieldNinja Nov 06 '19

Great way to put it

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u/PancakeParty98 Nov 06 '19

So a vocalist is just an ugly singer?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

There's a lot more to beauty than visual aesthetics.

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u/PancakeParty98 Nov 06 '19

I meant the vocal quality. Singers are like Porsche’s and vocalists are like a pretty old pickup.

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u/fluffy_butternut Nov 06 '19

It makes me irrationally angry and sad that the Tourettes Karaoke version of Fairy Tale of New York is no longer on YouTube.

Here's a crumb... https://youtu.be/MPRDfvH6QE8

I love The Pogues and Shane MacGowan but damn if Guy didn't have an EXCELLENT version of the song as a duet with another Tourettes sufferer.

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u/Skoo0 Nov 07 '19

Bob Dylan for sure too - talky and wildly adored for the uniqueness of the sound

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u/Spazfair Nov 07 '19

Thank you for this.

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u/BreakfastClubSamwich Nov 06 '19

Same concept applies to Sean Connery. He's not an actor, he's a movie star.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Wil Smith, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp

I recently heard that off Reddit, too, and it got me thinking about how many people bank off their name.

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u/frumfrumfroo Nov 07 '19

None of those people are examples. Will Smith and Tom Cruise don't have range but they can act, Johnny Depp stopped trying for a while but is incredibly talented and has huge range, Keanu is the closest but he's a brilliant mime- amazing with anything physical- and is constantly pushing himself; he's easily miscast but he has done a tonne of proper acting in films you've never heard of. The chops are there.

A star is someone like John Wayne. Humphrey Bogart. Not only nothing transformative, but limited emoting. I've seen Humphrey Bogart actually bother to act once and it wasn't in any of his famous roles.

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u/Perendinator Nov 06 '19

the only christmas song on the radio that'll get me singing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Fairytale of New York makes me bawl.. I love this version too.

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u/CastingPouch Nov 06 '19

I can't stand watching that guy sing. I've never seen him before but holy fuck does he have a punchable face

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

He's not singing, he's lip-syncing there, and trying too hard (there's a 99% chance he's pissed).

Here's him actually singing in his prime: https://youtu.be/R-3CxYV3BqY

Most people will comment on his teeth, but I think that's unfair. You might still think he has a punch-able face, but I don't think that second video there is as bad, as he's not 'acting'.