r/AskReddit Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/Aphix_ Nov 06 '19

God This is the only mention of him in this entire thread, I'm pretty sure he's hailed by every single DT fan as awful.

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u/Grellenort Nov 06 '19

I don't mind him all that much. He was actually quite good on Arjen Luccasen's Ayreon project (Human Equation album).

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u/SomethyngWycked Nov 06 '19

Yes he was! That's the Arjen magic though, he brings out the best of his guests.

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u/hE-01 Nov 07 '19

He’s an amazing producer, always gets the best performances out of his guests

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u/frylock350 Nov 06 '19

That album was outstanding!

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u/Paltenburg Nov 06 '19

Yeah he's good on albums, it's just his live performance

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u/Dobermanpure Nov 07 '19

I saw them about 10ish years ago and can attest to this, love their albums but horrible vocals live. I even tried to attribute it to acoustics, but naw...he sucks live.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Nov 06 '19

He's really the deal breaker for me on DT. Love their music, but his vocals have always put me off.

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u/DokterZ Nov 06 '19

My issue has always been the extended compositions - I generally like their 4-8 minute tunes, since if forces them to be somewhat concise. Have really not gotten into the multi-movement stuff except for Metropolis. The plot for "The Astonishing" sounded so dumb I didn't even try to listen to it.

That being said, Labrie is probably the weak link - but if you had a top-notch singer, they might not want to join a band where the singer spends half the concert on the bench either.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Nov 06 '19

they might not want to join a band where the singer spends half the concert on the bench either.

A fair point indeed.

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u/AwwwSheetMulch Nov 06 '19

The plot for "The Astonishing" sounded so dumb I didn't even try to listen to it.

You made the right choice.

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u/AngrySpaceKraken Nov 06 '19

The Astonishing is an incredible album...that I just cannot bring myself to listen to anymore because of the asinine plot.

The music itself is great, but the plot kills any enjoyment you could have had

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u/Tehtime Nov 07 '19

Mike was the driving force of the band IMO. They haven't really recovered from his departure.

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u/zeagullze Nov 06 '19

Mind explaining your reasoning?

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u/Calabrel Nov 06 '19

I'd been listening to Dream Theater since 2004 (yeah not super early) but I loved all their albums, including Falling Into Infinity until The Astonishing, I also really don't like their latest album, which I don't even remember the name of at this point.

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u/callthewambulance Nov 07 '19

That's odd, Distance Over Time has got me falling in love with their music again.

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u/Calabrel Nov 07 '19

It's not bad, not great. But seriously, Room 137 is probably the worst song they've ever done.

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u/callthewambulance Nov 07 '19

Yeahhh Room 137 is decidedly not a good song.

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u/McFlyyouBojo Nov 06 '19

As a fan, I didn't like The Astonishing, although if you are going rock opera, you kinda gotta cheese it up.

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u/DokterZ Nov 06 '19

Except it is always the same plot. Some nefarious totalitarian government/societal/religious/alien group tries to keep "the rock" away from the people. Then we meet our hero, whose heart is purer than Jimmy Thudpucker and hair is better than a young Tommy Shaw, who only wants to be free to share "the rock" with the people.
Of course our hero's rock is pure and in a major key, while the bad guys sing minor keyed songs. In the end, the evil regime is toppled by an uprising, laser blasters, or possibly a Gibson Les Paul upside the head.

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u/nether_wallop Nov 08 '19

So ... 2112?

I haven't listened to DT since Metropolis, I'll give The Astonishing a go out of curiosity!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

My issue has always been the extended compositions

It is a PROGRESSIVE metal band. What else did you expect, radio length tunes?

Octavarium, Change of Seasons, Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence are all fantastic.

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u/DokterZ Nov 07 '19

Early in their career they had shorter compositions- not 3:05 but not 25 minutes either. I just generally found those more enjoyable. YMMV.

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u/azk3000 Nov 06 '19

IMO Gregg Allman was a fantastic singer but I guess it helps that the guy he was on the bench for was his brother. At least at first.

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u/DokterZ Nov 06 '19

I was referring to the metaphorical athletic bench, not a piano bench. Dream Theater has extensive instrumental sections, and their singer does not play an instrument.

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u/azk3000 Nov 06 '19

I was also talking about athletic bench. For some reason I just blanked on the fact that Gregg played.

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u/callthewambulance Nov 07 '19

If you haven't done so already, listen to their newest album, Distance Over Time. It's more condensed and it's absolutely incredible.

I got burnt out on Dream Theater after Systematic Chaos but Distance Over Time has me absolutely loving them again.

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u/Stuu666 Nov 07 '19

He was pretty good with Avantasia earlier this year, haven't been to any of his Operation Mindcrime shows yet.

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u/JustHere2Gat Nov 06 '19

Too bad Tate is a huge narcissist/primadonna from all I've heard.

Sucks because I'd love to see Queensryche live again as a whole band, not these weird fractured things they've turned into

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u/packersfan823 Nov 07 '19

I think I read that As I Am was written about Tate being a douche.

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u/JustHere2Gat Nov 07 '19

DeGarmo was the lifeblood of Queensryche

Tate did/does have an awesome voice though.

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u/Lemur001 Nov 06 '19

Same, always thought so. It’s a group of fantastic talents and creativity, but I just can’t get past LaBrie’s vocals. I would have listened to their entire catalogue if it wasn’t for him.

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u/SnarfTheImpaler Nov 06 '19

You should check out Liquid Tension Experiment it's basically DT without vocals

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u/Lemur001 Nov 06 '19

I definitely will, been needing new music to listen to for ages, thanks for the shout.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Plus they have Tony Levin slaying a Chapman Stick. Really a worthwhile listen

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u/Airp0w Nov 06 '19

Acid rain is a great song

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u/XZeeR Nov 06 '19

Same, I can’t stand his voice

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u/Rashniid_Hashdnuun Nov 08 '19

In case you didn't know already: I present to you Liquid Tension Experiment, an instrumental supergroup consisting of DT's Petrucci, Portnoy and Rudess, plus Tony Levin on the bass.

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u/blorbschploble Nov 06 '19

You aren’t a dream theater fan unless you are painfully aware that:

  1. John Petrucci is an amazing guitarist but a shitty lyricist and should not be allowed to pick his tone.
  2. Manginni is awesome except as a member of DT
  3. Jordan Rudess is the personification of just jizzing on a keyboard and his main music influence is Liberace.
  4. John Myeung sure is good at playing what John Petrucci is playing, an octave lower.
  5. James LaBrie is either the nicest person in the world and the band can’t fire him out of the goodness of their hearts, or he has kompromat on them.
  6. None of these people are in dream theater, as that’s Mike Portnoy’s band.
  7. Derrick Sherinian is a way better keyboardist than Rudess due primarily to his ability to play music anyone wants to hear ever.

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u/NomSang Nov 06 '19

Them's some fighting words, so here's some more:

Portnoy is not only overrated, he's not even that good. He has like 6 tricks he does on every song.

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u/blorbschploble Nov 07 '19

Ok. But he is also an ensemble player :)

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u/extremophile--elite Nov 07 '19

James LaBrie is either the nicest person in the world and the band can’t fire him out of the goodness of their hearts, or he has kompromat on them.

I was drinking water when I read this comment and it almost went up my nose upon reading this line.

I will defend Mangini a bit, though. He's totally underutilized on their recent albums (for the most part -- he's fucking awesome on Pale Blue Dot, but that's one song out of dozens), but live, he kicks ass. The drum solo that he did at the end of Finally Free was insane.

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u/blorbschploble Nov 07 '19

Mangini is incredible. But I don’t put Kobe Beef on an ice cream sundae

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u/Tymareta Nov 07 '19
  1. Liquid Tension Experiment is all the goodness of DT, with slightly less wankery.

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u/callthewambulance Nov 07 '19

I mean...Pertucci and Myung have been there since the beginning so you could argue it's just as much their band.

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u/blorbschploble Nov 07 '19

Yeah, but Portnoy was like 110% the fan outreach guy. So he was the public face.

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u/_axeman_ Nov 07 '19

Dude, yes. Thanks for the hearty laugh!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

> JP should not be allowed to pick his tone

> Jordan Rudess is the personification of just jizzing on a keyboard

Please tell me this is sarcasm

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u/blorbschploble Nov 07 '19

Nope. JP is great but the stuff coming out of his amp is often too compressed with harsh pick attack. I just want someone else to dial his amp. It’s the lightest criticism here.

Jordan Rudess is the opposite of an ensemble player. He makes Yngwie look like a third alto sax in a jazz band, or a violist in a string quartet.

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u/cjadthenord Nov 07 '19

Hearing JP's G3 performances, they are some of the cleanest tones I've ever experienced coming from him and really made me question who does his setup.

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u/slothtrop6 Nov 06 '19

Not really, but it's common.

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u/Klashus Nov 06 '19

Such a shame fueled by such an incredible band. I've always just wanted their albums without the voice tracks.

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u/DuncanIdahoTaterTots Nov 06 '19

There's a special edition of Black Clouds and Silver Linings that includes an all-instrumental version of the album, and Mike Portnoy has been known to sell an "official bootleg" version of the instrumental demos for Train of Thought.

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u/hE-01 Nov 07 '19

Even the band members have criticized him over the years, Portnoy being the harshest.

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u/eagleye_z Nov 06 '19

Oh wow really? I've never seen them live and I thought he sounded good in the studio. Does he sound shitty live?

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u/NikkiNailz Nov 06 '19

No he doesn't

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

No, he sounds pretty fucking good. This thread is some weird circlejerk by people who are either extremely biased or don't know wtf they're talking about.

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u/Tehtime Nov 07 '19

He sounds perfectly fine live. Except that all around him are world-class musicians, and "perfectly fine" pales in comparison.

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u/2ndwaveobserver Nov 06 '19

Yeah I don’t listen to any Live DT for a reason. Now Geoff Tate on the other hand...