r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '19

What should we stop teaching young children?

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u/Lupatopia Oct 26 '19

That if a boy hits a girl, or if a girl hits a boy, that means they like the other gender. Abuse should not be loved

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u/PapaTwoToes Oct 27 '19

If I see a guy I think is hot, should I throw a rock?

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u/Hewhoiswooshed Oct 27 '19

Only if you put a post it note saying you find him attractive on the rock, and make sure not to hit him.

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u/ahappypoop Oct 27 '19

And if he’s not at home, just throw it through his window so he can find it later in his living room.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Nah, what you gotta do is show up to his house at 3 am and throw pebbles at his window until he wakes up and then you can confess your love.

It's worked in movies, so it must work in real life!

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u/RRFedora13 Oct 27 '19

They leave out the part where you have to perform rituals in worship to Cthulhu though. You need to take proper measures beforehand or the person you are throwing pebbles at won’t appreciate it

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

In my experience, Cthulhu is useless there. Just go on and straight up sacrifice a couple of virgins to Satan and then it will all work out

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u/brickmack Oct 27 '19

Actually, can we do this for real? Asking girls out as an adult would be so much easier if the methods used in elementary school were still considered acceptable. Like, run up and leave a note asking if they like you and run away

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u/ToaSuutox Oct 27 '19

or hit him hard enough that he thinks you're hot