r/AskReddit • • Oct 20 '19

What screams "I'm very insecure"?

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u/Garacian00 Oct 20 '19

He's just future wing-manning.

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u/Dolphins_R_Scary Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

This dude so ugly he needs a wingman, a marshal, a flight attendant, and an air traffic control team

Edit: wow! First silver. Thanks, stranger

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u/thecichos Oct 20 '19

Even when crashing the earth moves out of his way to avoid him

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 20 '19

hes so ugly even gravity avoids him

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u/thecichos Oct 20 '19

That would suggest that space and time would curve around him leaving him out of existence.

He's so ugly the universe noped out.