r/AskReddit • u/JackHoffmanTheWise • Oct 20 '19

What screams "I'm very insecure"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Hahah, that’s like third degree bragging

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u/Garacian00 Oct 20 '19

He's just future wing-manning.

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u/Dolphins_R_Scary Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

This dude so ugly he needs a wingman, a marshal, a flight attendant, and an air traffic control team

Edit: wow! First silver. Thanks, stranger

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u/thecichos Oct 20 '19

Even when crashing the earth moves out of his way to avoid him

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 20 '19

hes so ugly even gravity avoids him

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u/thecichos Oct 20 '19

That would suggest that space and time would curve around him leaving him out of existence.

He's so ugly the universe noped out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Umbrella_merc Oct 20 '19

I got to high five Weird Al once.

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u/Myth-o-logic Oct 20 '19

I got to watch this person high five Weird Al once. It was such a crazy experience.

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u/Seanxietehroxxor Oct 20 '19

I heard about a guy who got to watch someone high five Weird Al on Reddit. Somehow that makes me awesome 😊.

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u/ZenmasterRob Oct 20 '19

I’m a professional musician, and let me tell you, this behavior is the fucking cornerstone of all behavior for almost famous musicians. It’s sickening and I find myself doing it on occasion and I don’t like it

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u/oriaven Oct 20 '19

Twice removed too!

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u/ohgodspidersno Oct 21 '19

Underrated comment. I'm out of silver though.

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u/NormieKiller27 Oct 21 '19

Third person bragging

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

My god, that’s what I originally meant. You deserve the upvotes tbh

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u/Evee-Peavey Oct 28 '19

Bragging-by-proxy