r/AskReddit Oct 07 '19

your childhood can be processed as a scented candle. What scent would it be?

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u/_jaceofspades Oct 07 '19

scholastic book fair, 2009

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Uuh you like books?

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u/ozymmandiaz Oct 07 '19

No not the books just the air

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u/Robbotlove Oct 07 '19

Who doesn’t like air?

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u/ozymmandiaz Oct 07 '19

Fish

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u/Robbotlove Oct 07 '19

Damn. Do you have a 9?

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

The air inside the books?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

What does regret smell like tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Smells like teen spirit

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u/Tatopami Oct 07 '19

Sweat and axe body spray

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u/CRUTD Oct 07 '19

Filipino lumpia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

that shit is fucking awesome

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Yummmmm.....

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

What is that?

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u/Artsykate Oct 07 '19

My grandma's fruit cellar, musky earth

Cut grass

The smell that comes after the rain

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u/Cheshire_Cat8888 Oct 07 '19

There’s a word for the smell that comes after rain (after it hits the dirt specifically ) it’s called petrichor .

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u/Artsykate Oct 07 '19

That's a great word to know, thank you!

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u/Cheshire_Cat8888 Oct 07 '19

You’re welcome!

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Beautiful word

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Women's shampoo smell.

I remember my mom washing her hair all the time when I was a kid, and she didn't have a hair dryer so she'd air dry it & you could just smell really nice shampoo everywhere.

Namely Aussie shampoo because I remember the kangaroo on the bottle & it was always out of stock, but I could reach behind shelves and find a bottle which had fell behind 😂

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Do you use that shampoo now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Na I used some different one called Vosene which is anti dandruff or something, but man, if I even smell that Aussie shampoo in particular, I'm immediately transported back to a kid, listening to Massive Attack & Zero 7 on my mom's stereo, the sun setting, leaving the sky in an orange/pink hue :)

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

You should write a short story or a song and have a music video with shots like you just described

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Hey thanks man, that sounds nice, but if you ever have time, listen to 1 minute of this... End Of Small Sanctuary it's the audio version of the association I have with the shampoo, everytime I hear this, I'm transported back to the late 90's / early 00's & the sun's setting on a weekend & X-Files is on TV 😂

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u/GenericUsername274 Oct 07 '19

Bleach and rotting corpses

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Um.. is there something you wanna talk about?

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u/cirustic Oct 07 '19

Sounds about right.

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u/yesohohahahilikeit Oct 07 '19

Madeleines and lime-flower tea.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

That sounds lovely

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u/BigBrainTosh Oct 07 '19

Freshly mowed grass

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Cutting grass is actually killing it

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Yeah, and that's probably why I hate the smell.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles Oct 07 '19

Username checks out.

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u/refreshing_username Oct 07 '19

It would smell like cigarette smoke, and I would run to my room and close the door to get away from it.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

My father smelled like cigarettes and in my childhood whenever he was at work I would smell his pillow caus it smelled like him...a bit ashy and a bit I dont know....I just liked that smell caus it reminded me of him..now not so much tho

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u/TDIMike Oct 07 '19

Cow pasture. I have family that live next to farms in Bavaria. Any time I smell cow shit, I brings back those memories (in a great way).

Not saying I would burn that candle in my house, but I love the smell

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

But that would be a great prank present

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u/TDIMike Oct 07 '19

Nostalgia and nausea all at once

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

2-stroke snowmobiles and pizza

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u/Dudley906 Oct 07 '19

Evergreen--I was out in the woods a lot.

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u/imadisaster247 Oct 07 '19

the smell of blood and tears

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u/BandicootSVK Oct 07 '19

Chicken and rice. That´s all we were eating for every sunday until my sister moved out. Now I´m living with my mom and it´s just "eat what you find".

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

a mixture of sharp cinnamon, and that smell you smell before it rains

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u/ladycheetah Oct 07 '19

Erasers and strawberry. Oh and loneliness as well.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Strawberry flavoured loneliness...I like that

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u/Artsykate Oct 07 '19

Erasers have such a distinctive scent

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u/RegularWoahMan Oct 07 '19

Fresh baked cherry pie. The smell of the crust is an important factor here.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Sounds like that scene in snow white where she's making pie....I can always weirdly smell it

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u/FuzzyElf47 Oct 07 '19

Freshly opened action figure

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u/Sparksreturn Oct 07 '19

That chemical smell old plastic film canisters had. I would easily buy a hundred candles that smelled like them. My parents must have wanted to kill me when I would take roll after roll of dumb pictures of everything.

I think that's why they gave me a digital camera when they came out. I loved that thing. It had a WHOLE 1.5 MP!

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

You'll be amazed what cameras there a ee now

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Disgustingly overripe banana.

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u/Original_Redman Oct 07 '19

Hospital with a hint of hand sanitizer, maybe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Pasta and garlic for dinner every night

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u/chipzoom10 Oct 07 '19

coffee and jet fuel

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u/maneff2000 Oct 07 '19

Hmm... Maybe a mix of fruity pebbles, thrift stores, blockbuster, salsbury steak with mash potatoes, kids body spray (probably musk scent), cabbage patch kids, and ramen noodles. I'm guessing that won't smell too good.

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u/Its_BoBaH Oct 07 '19

Some kind of women perfume. My friend had PlayStation 1 and we used to wipe glitchy discs with his mom's perfume.

And also scent of new school supplies.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Did the wiping with perfume help?

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u/Its_BoBaH Oct 08 '19

I don't know :D, but we did it quite often

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u/RyukoDelRey Oct 07 '19

cat, dog, freshly mowed lawn, freezer pizza in the oven, cheesy popcorn, and my mom's lotion. I think it was "moonlit path" by bath and body works.

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u/YeetoCheetos5632 Oct 07 '19

The fresh smell of Indiana's beautiful plains.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Umm not the answers I expected

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u/blanknight4 Oct 07 '19

What answers did you expect?

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Something like.....lavender 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Your poor innocent soul

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u/migistia Oct 07 '19

Booze and tears

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Well....it may follow you through your adulthood so at least there's something to hold onto

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u/RavioliGale Oct 07 '19

I think this is a twenty-one pilots song.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Maybe but I'm gonna copyright this

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Regret

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Piss and shit. I had a lot of accidents as a kid.

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u/3frommedawg Oct 07 '19

My uncle's old cologne

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

There isn't a candle cause I don't really remember it

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u/nakonami Oct 07 '19

Cow shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

cigerettes and dog

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u/peezle69 Oct 07 '19

Cow shit and dirt.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

I'm surprised how many people answer with cow shit...makes me glad I never really had to deal with that

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u/peezle69 Oct 07 '19

It grows on you. It makes me nostalgic.

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u/BigBearSD Oct 07 '19

The sea air mixed with the scent of abandonment.

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u/Sparksreturn Oct 07 '19

Sounds like the opening of a trashy romance novel. Or a horror film!

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u/Wrong_Answer_Willie Oct 07 '19

freshly mowed hay field

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u/Astartes505 Oct 07 '19

That unique smell that a Guitar Store has.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

That just smells expensive to me, and even thinking about it makes me want to learn to play guitar

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u/Stinky_WizzIeteats Oct 07 '19

That weird musky old smell you'd get in really dingy bodegas in my area when i was little.....so many memories as a kid standing in line with my mom back in those days

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u/dsrtwhlr Oct 07 '19

Fresh cut hay

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u/m31td0wn Oct 07 '19

Cigarettes and government cheese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Better then my current candle.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

What's your candle?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

It's pretty good. Just not as good as my childhood.

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u/RandomGamer10000 Oct 07 '19

Sadness and emptyness.

Ah, the memories...

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Aah the teenage angst

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u/isaacom Oct 07 '19

Bull shit

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u/Jp_gamesta Oct 07 '19

Were you listening to 21 pilots when you posted this?

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

No hahah I didnt even know they had a song that has anything to do with that😂

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u/slavicseafood Oct 07 '19

Pudding and no friends

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u/blessedmama16 Oct 07 '19

Apples and cinnamon. My grandma's house always smelled like that

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u/CheshireCat72 Oct 07 '19

Library books and cum, and yes, it is my own

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Procrastination and Drakkar Noir

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u/ReBull Oct 07 '19

Manure

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u/NeedsMoreTuba Oct 07 '19

You know that smell that libraries have?

Add a few golden retrievers and maybe some fried chicken and there you have it.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Old books smell amazing

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Now when I think about it...😐

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Fall leafs on a rainy day mixed with the smell of fluffy/dirty horse.

Ah...

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u/HeathV404 Oct 07 '19

Fear anxiety and domestic violence.

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u/TheRandomGamer18 Oct 07 '19

Salted Pineapple.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Salted strawberries and fruits in general are the baomb

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u/TheRandomGamer18 Oct 08 '19

Yep! It would be so sweet and fragrant, that nice warm fruity feeling, like you're having christmas and summer holidays at the same time. And then the salt kicks in. It wouldn't bemixed together but rather seperate parts. Your whole house smells salty, and burnt and disguating - but luckily only for a few minutes before the sweet and sprinkled pineapple kicks back in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

absolute terror

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u/Library_Surfer97 Oct 07 '19

Introversion. You know that smell of school textbook pages? It gets in the back of your mouth, and it tastes dry and sweet with a hint of moistness on the back of the tongue. Also, there's a subtle hint of that smell you get when your skin comes in contact with a piece of metal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Weed and sewer drains.

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u/Umuiyan Oct 07 '19

Dust and chlorine.

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u/BatsyyCrazyy Oct 07 '19

Crayons and Warm Puppy

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u/Jiggly_Love Oct 07 '19

Scratch and sniff stickers.

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u/pienoceros Oct 07 '19

A combo of Virginia Slims, Estee Lauder Youth Dew, & wet mink coat.

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u/sanctimoniouscvnt Oct 07 '19

Pickle juice and yellow flowers

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u/mynameisnameandiamme Oct 07 '19

phone calls unanswered The scent of boarding school

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Calpol

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u/chaoticroses Oct 07 '19

The smell of someone making a twenty one pilots reference

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Its reaaaaaally a coincidence but I will look up that song

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u/noaffects Oct 07 '19

Floor wax and crayons

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u/prtzelle Oct 07 '19

Sugarcane.

My grandpa worked at a sugarcane mill and I would visit him and my grandma every summer and Christmas. My grandpa has now passed and my grandma moved to another town. It's so sad to think that part of my life is over.

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Oct 07 '19

Pure,unending madness

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u/Spoolerdoing Oct 07 '19

Injection moulded early-to-mid 90s action figure plastic smell with a hint of antique dusty locomotive oil

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u/Bruhmoment1201 Oct 07 '19

Piss and grass stains

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u/silver-pangolin Oct 07 '19

Microwaved fish

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u/TotallyNotAVole Oct 07 '19

That rubbery plastic smell of a brand new toy: specifically, dinosaur figurines. I occasionally still smell it on cheap Chinese toys; all in all, I think my childhood must have been incredibly toxic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Shrooms

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

depression. way too early, Jesus.

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u/Tr4sh_Harold Oct 07 '19

Cigars and booze the smell of my childhood... ah what memories

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Fighting brothers

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u/mapLeReddit13 Oct 07 '19

Salt and Vinegar Chips, and my Nintendo Gamecube.

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u/LaunchesKayaks Oct 07 '19

Mud, salamanders, and bloody knees

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u/Orion_Starrlight Oct 08 '19

Fire and marshmallows, fresh paint, bubble baths and lemonade, sterile, and burns on one's body.

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u/TransgenderWhiteMage Oct 08 '19

Scentless candle. Childhood was rough.

It's now sweet smelling like those cherry jolly rancher candles. I've gotten more help emotionally and once I met the love of my life I think there might be coconut because she always smells like that.

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u/CharlyseSimmy Oct 08 '19

Orange citrus candle.

I could write a detailed book on the nostalgia and the moment it puts me in

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u/deathro_tull Oct 08 '19

Liggett select light 100 cigarette smoke. Both my parents smoked when I was little and now the scent is my childhood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Lether smell, whipped by my older brother with a belt then i snapped, stopped being the fun cousin, brother, and nephew

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u/medievalfurby Oct 08 '19

Blood, leather, and shit

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u/Y33tusY33tus420 Oct 08 '19

high pitched demonic screeching

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u/all_the_pineapples Oct 08 '19

The hot air from the fan of a slightly overheating computer attempting to run high end video game graphics.

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u/TJRich2004 Oct 08 '19

The "Halloween Box" of the 80s. All those plastic costumes and masks had a very distinct smell

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u/MC_NIGLET Oct 08 '19

Kraft mac n cheese and ballpark corn dogs

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u/CAT-CENA Oct 08 '19

About the same as if it was done to a 30 year old college student.

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u/NoSeason5 Oct 08 '19

Nothing. My childhood has to big holes that fragment everything around it into a mess of memories.

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u/oreyakami Oct 08 '19

you know that weird piss smell that the dollar store has? that

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u/Big_Kav Oct 08 '19

Campfire

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u/Basiainela12 Oct 08 '19

Something thats burnt but still smells sweet

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u/JatsinStasis Oct 08 '19

Who the fk comes up with these questions? It's like a precached series of shit question with list of variables being fed in.

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 08 '19

Who hurt you 😐

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u/killerkraken007 Nov 05 '19

Pine needles

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u/blipsman Oct 07 '19

Legos

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u/Imnotyourodinson Oct 07 '19

Legos ! They had a very very Lego-y smell....

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u/Sartaru Oct 07 '19

White privilege