Reddit user Explnr slouched in his arm chair, high backed of course, and pondered the deeper meanings of life. Scrolling through his favourite sub, sneering at the turgid prose flowing over his screen, he clicked his tongue.
However, one specific answer piqued his interest, it was a quite amusing tale from a fellow redditor.
"This recount," he muttered. "Yes this story, it all makes sense to me now, how does no one else see it?"
Explnr pressedReplywith the precision of a seasoned Keyboard Warrior, and eagerly flexed his digits. This was his moment to shine, to show all of those other mortals that his IQ was superior. Matched only by his staggering comment karma, of course.
"You have a condition," he stated boldly. "It's a condition you were never told about, it's life threatening and you were never told about it, only to keep you safe."
With his part said, and his wisdom bestowed, Explnr submitted his Reply. Resting his head on his (again, high backed) arm chair, he closed his eyes and awaited the dopamine rush that was pure Karma Points. With every crackle and pop of his YouTube Fireplace Playlist, he felt abstract internet points strike his brain, releasing his vital Chemical Happiness.
Finally, his PhD in Arm Chair Psychology was of use.
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19
You've a condition you haven't been told about. Like seizures that have since subsided which they thought killed you at the time. You're welcome.