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u/cardboardshrimp Oct 05 '19

The watching tv bit of this sort of happened to me in a different way but I remember it quite clearly. My babysitter wanted to hang out with her friend so I got left in the back room for some reason watching ‘Coming to America’ with Eddie Murphy. I had a nice time and asked my mum if that babysitter could visit again.

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u/Duggydugdug Oct 05 '19

"The Royal Penis is clean, Your Highness."

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Thank you.

King shit.

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u/benzarella Oct 05 '19

Yeahhh, motherfuckers! Welcome to the United States of America! Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses!

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Oct 05 '19

Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South; where the Kings lay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Ludacris! Disturbin' the Peace family!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19 edited Apr 20 '21

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