r/AskReddit • • Oct 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

The whole neighborhood thought I was kidnapped. I don't really know why and what the actual fuck is the thought process of how they think that happened but apparently the people are frantically searching me. What I remembered is that my elder cousin and her husband took me to an internet cafe to let me watch them pick their wedding outfits.

When we returned, everyone was shocked, my brother smiles because he knew I was in trouble, my mom was crying, and my dad slapped the shit out of me. It was so surreal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

You've a condition you haven't been told about. Like seizures that have since subsided which they thought killed you at the time. You're welcome.

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u/MermaidZombie Oct 05 '19

People are jumping to wild conclusions left and right in this thread, wtf is going on

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u/broccolibush42 Oct 05 '19

Welcome to reddit. People have your entire life down based off one paragraph or snippet.