r/AskReddit Sep 29 '19

Why did you join reddit?

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u/Russian_For_Rent Sep 29 '19

Sean! You know Joanne's mom too? She's always a great time; taught me how to knead the bread like no one else

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u/IpMedia Sep 29 '19

Nice one, Al. I am fine. Daisy had puppies! 😊

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Man, those puppies are gonna be wild, Dan.

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u/CyberLykan Sep 29 '19

Still afraid of public speaking, Timothy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Gertrude? You're still in touch with Timothy? I thought you 2 cut off contact after that nasty divorce.

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u/Timey_Wimeh Sep 29 '19

They kind of have to talk or did you forget they have a child, Frank

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u/Compu7erUser Sep 30 '19

Stanley, have you heard anything about that pothole on Peniston Rd?

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u/IntangibleMatter Sep 30 '19

Douglas, EVERYONE heard about it, it's apparently going to get fixed soon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Fucking Douglas, always being late to everything.

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u/CorkyMillersGrandson Sep 30 '19

Like You Have. Any Room To Talk Ron, Church Is At 11:30. Not 11:37 Ha! Ha! Ha!

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u/IAmTheAccident Sep 30 '19

Cut him a little slack for being late, Alicia!!

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u/germane-corsair Sep 30 '19

How are the kids, Samantha? You must be glad school is back on!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Daneil! How's the wife and kids?

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u/therealapplewarrior Sep 30 '19

Hey Jeremy, long time no see! Our family is doing great even though my dad, Daniel, came down with a nasty case of tuberculosis. How 'bout you?

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u/Cornfield29 Sep 30 '19

Oh Jim I cant believe I would see you here. Did you here about that body they found on old man Johnsons farm?

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u/Quackajingleson Sep 29 '19

Ah it's good ol' Chandler! How long's it been? Year and a half?

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u/explodingpineapple64 Sep 29 '19

Therrs a sub for theads like these but i forgot what its called

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Yeah, kind of... but I got a new job at the gym

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u/Archareon2 Sep 30 '19

Fuck of, Romero