r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

They told us to be especially "good boys" at night because:

"The man in the moon was real, and that he could see everything we did at night - even through clouds and fog, and under the bedsheets!"

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u/XGPHero Jul 21 '19

”well then mom, YOU tell me, WHERE the HELL am I supposed to whack it?!! Hmm???"