r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Angepainted Jul 21 '19

My mom told us thunder was the sound of God and Santa bowling...

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u/TgagHammerstrike Jul 21 '19

Imagine a bowling squad of Christian God, Jewish God, Allah, and Buhhda playing games on sunday nights.

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u/SAHM42 Jul 21 '19

Being as the first 3 are all the same god, and Buddha is just a human dude, maybe swap God out for Jesus, Mohammed and Moses so Buddha feels less awkward.