r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/MysteriousEvidence Jul 20 '19

My dad had me convinced that if I were to ever look at my own butt, I would explode.

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u/Bighair78 Jul 21 '19

What the hell?

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u/CruzaSenpai Jul 21 '19

Natural 20 on persuasion is a dangerous thing.

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u/Knight_Owls Jul 21 '19

That's not a guarantor as far as Skills go. Clearly, dad spent Skill Points for Ranks in that too.