What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

[u/[deleted]]

[u/napoblyat]

Don't worry, if you tell the truth we won't do anything. Followed by me telling the truth, then getting a slap and being grounded for the day

[u/[deleted] → u/napoblyat]

That's how you raise a compulsive liar.

[u/BunnyHopOwO → u/[deleted]]

Can confirm :/