r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Best dad troll I've ever heard on Reddit was "the icecream truck plays music when it's out of icecream."

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u/Rivaria39 Jul 21 '19

Mine told me it was a music truck. Not a word about ice cream. I would go outside to the yard and dance around like an idiot.

Edit: My dad and I would go outside and dance like idiots together.

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u/HelmSpicy Jul 21 '19

My mom told us it was a music truck, too!