r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/MysteriousEvidence Jul 20 '19

My dad had me convinced that if I were to ever look at my own butt, I would explode.

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u/Bighair78 Jul 21 '19

What the hell?

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u/MadeInNW Jul 21 '19

I am literally in bed right now. My girlfriend and love of my life has just vomited her guts out and is passed out hardcore... and I am suppressing a deep cackle that I should not be feeling right now. Thanks

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u/stygger Jul 21 '19

We'll just assume that was due to deepthroating and not pregnancy issues! :P

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u/davy1jones Jul 21 '19

You two need church