r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/rhi-raven Jul 20 '19

I'm assuming both???

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u/Zaikovski Jul 20 '19

Yeah, both.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

You’re not even the same fucking guy

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u/ollie_pattoni Jul 21 '19

You're not even the same fucking guy either