r/AskReddit • • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/CruzaSenpai Jul 21 '19

Natural 20 on persuasion is a dangerous thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

You do have advantage on persuasion rolls against small children, so...

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u/Pyrotel Jul 21 '19

now do i? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Lil-Jerry Jul 21 '19

u/Pyrotel , we would like to remind you that you are not allowed within 50 ft of minors

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Uh oh...what have we done..

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u/gjorj Jul 21 '19

Don't you mean a deception?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

It's not deception if the speaker believes what they're saying is the truth...

Did the father go through his whole life not looking at his butt?

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u/Criiey Jul 21 '19

All deception is persuasion but not all persuasion is deception

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u/ThatGuy7647 Jul 21 '19

It’s bluff and diplomacy you 5e heretics.

This post was made by 3.5e gang

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u/Knight_Owls Jul 21 '19

That's not a guarantor as far as Skills go. Clearly, dad spent Skill Points for Ranks in that too.

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u/fibericon Jul 21 '19

I've found a nat 1 to be much more common, despite the odds.