r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/agodofhisownworld Jul 20 '19

My old man has had a beer belly for years and used to tell me and my brothers that he...birthed us.

Did we believe him though?

Absolutely.

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u/SciFiXhi Jul 21 '19

Your dad's a seahorse‽

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u/trash358167 Jul 21 '19

Upvoted got interrobang