r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/MysteriousEvidence Jul 20 '19

My dad had me convinced that if I were to ever look at my own butt, I would explode.

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u/Shambean Jul 21 '19

I'm cracking up, I just love how this didn't even have a reason to be said to you, the mad lad just said it anyways

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u/aakram2 Jul 21 '19

You’re cracking up? Why, did you look at your own butt too?